Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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