I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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