shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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