so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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