no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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