Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Randomize
