Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize