Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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