I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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