we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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