She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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