I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
organizing the empties. That sober.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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