his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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