If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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