sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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