yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
