why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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