? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
