How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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