Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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