is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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