Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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