if you like me you must not know who I am
i jhust puked up my retainher.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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