do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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