It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
