Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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