I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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