You made me cry and you don't even care
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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