Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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