i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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