Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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