Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The beer is more important than you right now.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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