And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
