She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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