I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
last night I used snow as a chaser
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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