I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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