The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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