i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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