the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
This gyro tastes like lonliness
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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