lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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