He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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