it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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