I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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