What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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