North Korea, Best Korea!
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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