I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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