elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize