i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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