Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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