My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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