I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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