have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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