I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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