I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
